www.skinmarvin.co.uk

Review:

“If your [sic] Gay and into Army, Bear, Bondage, Cowboys, Leather, Muscle, Punk, Rubber, Scally, Skinhead, Sport or Tattoo Lads then you’ve come to the right place,” reads the opening line of the welcome page at SkinMarvin.co.uk. I think that includes just about all of us, don’t you? I mean, if I saw all of that on the menu of men for the evening delight I’d be quite happy. So when I was entering SkinMarvin’s mad little world, I was entering as an eager and very interested man. Let me just get the bad news out of the way right now because it will be completely obvious once you have a look around. (Plus, I don’t want to try and hide anything from ya’ll). For some reason or another, SkinMarvin has G-rated all of the photos on his website!

I know! What? Utter shock horror! I mean, I immediately went to have a look at the pissing section (more about the website soon) and saw a bevy of thumb nailed photographs waiting for a good perusal. Upon clicking and making them larger I was astonished to see a perfectly beautiful piss-streaming cock pixilated to within an inch (he had a few to spare, ooh la la!) of its life. I’m all for protecting the kids, or whatever, but don’t tease me like that! Meanwhile there is banner advertising on the site showing a guy with a giant, fresh load blown all over his face and a cock dangling from his lips. What gives?!

Okay, if I can get over my rant for a few seconds I’ll keep going. After diverging from the piss section, because really what’s the point if you can’t see the piss pouring from the source, I calmed myself and had a look through everywhere else. The saving glory of this site is that there are LOTS of everywhere else’s. There are twenty-one pages of Army boys, and since SkinMarvin has chosen not to display the pretty prize on his site you are treated to a lot of real army men. Not these fake twinks with green paint splattered across their torsos like they were fighting through the North Korean jungles. Please. Instead you get the outhouse in Iraq, and the new recruit getting his head shaved. Good enough. Don’t get me wrong, you’ll find the jungle twinks here too, but just less of them.

Oh, SkinMarvin. What a whirlwind of emotions you put me through today. You just couldn’t give us our daily bread, could you? (”Us” being the collective gay porn-surfing universe out here with me). I will say this about your site: it has reinvigorated my imagination. Which is what I’ll say to you too, reader. Looking at some of these photos is more enjoyable than seeing the entire thing just given to you with ease. Have a look, use some brain cells, and you might just find a bigger orgasm than you imagined waiting for you. If not, come back tomorrow and I’ll show you some better goods!